This morning I got toothpaste in my eye

And I accidentally slept through my first class. Again. When I greeted my English professor she told me I look shorter. And my roommate asked me if I cut my longer than ever before hair. Some very important people in my life still think my name is Melissa. And I can't seem to spell the word field without auto-correct. I tend to laugh at my jokes more than anyone else does, and I accidentally took a three hour nap for the second time this week. I made the mistake of telling people that the only reason I read magazines is to check out the worst ensembles of the week column because sometimes I think they're cute. And on my way to the gym I ended up at taco tuesday where I walked out with 75+ cinnamints. I've been listening to the same song for the last 48 minutes. And I've been in a towel for 2 hours now.

     Dear posterity,

     Let's hope you take after Grandpa.

     Love, honey

Sometimes I wish my awkward life was more of a phase.